But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
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