you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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