I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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