I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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