She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
