The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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