don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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