I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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