she was so not down for the gang bang
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize
