I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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