its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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