they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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