She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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