if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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