He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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