I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
