she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
They have beer where we have blood.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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