11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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