Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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