I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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