am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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