Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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