I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
it's like iHOP with fire
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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