sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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