Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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