When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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