The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
we should paint friendship bongs
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