they need to just BURY HIM!
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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