you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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