Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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