I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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