You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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