But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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