Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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