BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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