She said her name was "party"
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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