I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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