shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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