Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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