I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
