just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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