Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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