I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
