that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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