so explain again why im purple
no
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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