oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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