awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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