ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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