I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i dont even know how to be here
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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