Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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