it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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