Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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