But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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